by Tod Burros

To the tune of:

I have a mansion forget the price
The sisters work there and help with my life
I have helicopters and planes as well
I have Cobots pay for it all

I still say their lazy while I have good time
I'm just looking for their faults all of the time
Life's been good for me as a cult leader so far

My Car went into the wrong lane I turned on a dime
I left my 2nd wife when she got hurt that time
I had a darkroom in Princeton
I locked the doors so the sisters I could attack

Once in awhile I still go to meet my fans, they can't wait
They hang on my every word and tell me I'm great
Had them make me an office in Philly also but I am hardly there
Just leave a message maybe I'll call

Not bad for a vacuum salesman that's true
Everybody in Cobu I treat like a fool
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good for me as a cult leader so far

I go to Haiti sometimes too
What a great idea that was. It makes me look good
It's easy to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody else is oppressed and hurting, I haven't changed

Shh don't tell anyone but I'm really lazy and it takes all my time
Everybody so stupid it's really a crime
I keep on going no one will ever expose me, wink wink
But I will hate this new website I think
Life's been good for me as a cult leader so far.